It’s back to the drawing board for…

1. MEDIUM RARE… psychics try to predict how a celebrity chef’s meal will turn out.

2. BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM… penis puppetry hosted by David Beckham.

3. THE Y FACTOR… has-beens & down on their luck celebrities can win a prized spot in a retirement home if the Gen Y audience know who they are or can name their song.  Or whatevs.

4. CSIRO MIAMI… the CSIRO is called in to deal with genetically modified crops wreaking havoc upon local flora & fauna in the Florida marshes.

5. THE CIRCLE.